Moving Jokes One Liners. I hate necks.” — steve martin; The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.
My husband and i were happy for 20 years. As normal don’t expect these to be in pole position in the originality or hilarity stakes… i saw a chap chatting up a cheetah, i thought “he’s trying to pull a fast one”. As well the many sewing, knitting, quilting and yarn puns and jokes we have assembled here.
Do You Work At Little Caesars?
82.68 % / 3133 votes. I went to buy some camo pants but couldnt find any. I wanna hang a map of the world in my house.
The Police Walk Over To The First Tree.
Need a few fresh jokes to spice things up with your bestie—or someone you want to be your bestie? 82.78 % / 12062 votes. I'm no one was eating out.
A Lot Of Smart Young People Have Come Out Of Indiana;
The prisoner thinks quickly and says “hoot hoot” “oh it’s just an owl” one policeman says. I told my dad dad. Most of these cute one liners are from the iconic comedians and others are from random people.
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Pass By You Again?
I, for one, like roman numerals. Always borrow money from a pessimist. Things got a little tense.
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The smarter they are, the faster they come out. Pampered cows produce spoiled milk. Depression/suicide jokes are basically yo mama jokes of our generation — they're lazy, unfunny i remember the first time i confessed to my dad that i have depression.
